30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.

-Dane Peddigrew

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

-Rita Rudner

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.

-Blair Sabol

Thirty – the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

C.S. Lewis

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

-Hervey Allen

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

-Bette Midler

The boy gathers materials for a temple, and then when he is thirty, concludes to build a woodshed.

-Henry David Thoreau

If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.

-George Bernard Shaw

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

-Georges Clemenceau

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

-Robert Frost

I’m turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by a bomb than find a man.

-Fanny Fink

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won’t save us any more than love did.

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us – something more than we could learn by ourselves, from a book.

-Cyril Connolly

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