We are often accused of being too serious. Or at least to either take everything too seriously or to take ourselves too seriously. But we are ofun fun (ok, really bad joke!), and even make fun of ourselves!
10 vegetarian jokes, here it goes..
Q: What do you call a vegetarian who starts eating meat?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
Q: What do yo call a vegan post-punk band?
A: Soy Division.
Q: What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker?
A: “I love animals. They taste so good.”
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
Q: What is the Native American word for vegetarian?
A: “Poor hunter!”
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
A: One if nobody’s looking.
and my two favorite ones…
Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Everybody knows they can’t change anything.